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Don't say I didn't warn you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A guy marries a Thai women and for the first 6 months the sex life is incredible. Even after sex all she wants to do is fondle him and interfere with him before another bout of passionate love making. One night he says "I was just wondering, not that I'm complaining, but why do you always want to play with my winky all the time?"
"Probably because I miss mine so much..." came the reply

Groan...  ;D

Oh my  ;D  :o  :-X

That's a good 6 month anniversary present?

Groan

Is that the best you can do?

Funny though  :D

That's why I behaved myself when I was in Thailand.....

Ahhh Very disturbing.

ozzy, i was more or less expecting that in a PM from the title

That's why I behaved myself when I was in Thailand.....

my dad use to work in thailand, when a new lad would come out, and would be out drinking, they would let him find out the hard way ( no pun intended) as to why you do not chat up thai women when drunk

john

ozzy, i was more or less expecting that in a PM from the title

That's why I behaved myself when I was in Thailand.....

my dad use to work in thailand, when a new lad would come out, and would be out drinking, they would let him find out the hard way ( no pun intended) as to why you do not chat up thai women when drunk

john

Yea, an Army buddy learned that the hard way. He took this "girl" outside for some huggie feelie....lmao....he got one hell of a surprise. When the American bartender told me that the "girl" wasn't a girl at all, I said, "Oh, crap" and ran out to warn him. But it was too late, he was already beating the snot out of the transvestite. He ended up in the brig with allot of MP's laughing their butts off.