Some short one liners
Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 12:29 am" Doctor, Doctor!"Screamed the young mother, " my son just swallowed a 45 calibre bullet." Doctor: "ok,ok give him two table spoons of Castor oil before putting him to bed. in the meantime don't point him at anyone." 
Tourist to Indian : " How big a fire do you make when you send smoke signals?" Indian: " a small one for local calls and a big one for long distance calls"
She took him for better or worst, but he was worst than she took him for.
" I want to rent a saddle horse." " How long?" " There are four of us."
Some men were fishing for whales had to give up because they couldn't keep worms on the harpoon.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
A man saw a sign reading: " Drink Canada Dry" - and he's been up there trying ever since.
Tourist to Indian : " How big a fire do you make when you send smoke signals?" Indian: " a small one for local calls and a big one for long distance calls"
She took him for better or worst, but he was worst than she took him for.
" I want to rent a saddle horse." " How long?" " There are four of us."
Some men were fishing for whales had to give up because they couldn't keep worms on the harpoon.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
A man saw a sign reading: " Drink Canada Dry" - and he's been up there trying ever since.
