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as in the title, write captions for the following 3 photos  ;D












let see what youve got!

james

1. finaly a child understoof the birds and the bee's
2.caution, eating airline food may cause your intestine to expand
3.look what i caught ma'a

1.  Mama, I like this dolly, can I keep it?
2.  Due to slight aircraft difficulties, your flight will be delayed...
3.  You've been drinking.  If you see a Cessna hooked on a telephone wire, please shut down your computer immediatley.

1. Daddy why is my mommy made out of plastic
2. The fire isn't inside, it's outside so people lets just slide INTO the plane.
3. Cop: I'm sooo gonna give that guy a ticket for double parking!!!  [smiley=evil.gif]


Mees

1: Adults only bouncy castle mate
2: Inflight slide show gets taken too literally
3: Cessna's trial of Fly-By-wire has mixed results

charlottes dad with his caption for number 3 is on top at the moment!  ;D

james

so what about the other captions?  whos number 1 for the other pics?

I got one for #2

Breaking News

2.Paris Hilton's diaphragm fell out of the overhead in first class and crushed 2 passengers in coach. A passenger was quoted as saying " The Stench Was Horrible"

2.Paris Hilton's diaphragm fell out of the overhead in first class and crushed 2 passengers in coach. A passenger was quoted as saying " The Stench Was Horrible"

Oh God, dude, don't go there...

1st And they grow up so quickly nowadays....
2nd.....
3rd.. There's a little Navy pilot in all of us

UK Spelling
1st...But mummy, daddy does it like this with my child minder...
2nd..Mummy, what happens if I pull this cord...
3rd...The USS Ronald Reagan's catapult system runs out of steam...

US spelling
1st...But mommy, daddy does it like this with my child minder...
2nd..Mommy, what happens if I pull this cord...
3rd...The USS Ronald Reagan's catapult system runs out of steam...

Tomato...tomato

No 1. Can't think of anything.

No 2. When it comes to carry-on bags, how much is to much?
No 3. Giant spider snags small aircraft in his web.

1. Get some practice in early...
2. (Cabin crew training video) If a short turnaround is necessary, this is the best way to separate business class from economy class...
3. The newest kind of multi-storey car park...

i like some of these, keep em coming!!


james
8-)

1. Little Billy, a decendant of King Midas, didn't quite get the golden touch.

2. Don't wear proximity-armed inflatable pants on a commercial airline.

3. The anti-aircraft weaponry currently in use by the Mexican military.(not being racist or anything)