caption competition!

[lilley]

as in the title, write captions for the following 3 photos  ;D












let see what youve got!

james

[john_uk]

1. finaly a child understoof the birds and the bee's
2.caution, eating airline food may cause your intestine to expand
3.look what i caught ma'a

[Ashton Lawson]

1.  Mama, I like this dolly, can I keep it?
2.  Due to slight aircraft difficulties, your flight will be delayed...
3.  You've been drinking.  If you see a Cessna hooked on a telephone wire, please shut down your computer immediatley.

[Mees]

1. Daddy why is my mommy made out of plastic
2. The fire isn't inside, it's outside so people lets just slide INTO the plane.
3. Cop: I'm sooo gonna give that guy a ticket for double parking!!!  [smiley=evil.gif]


Mees

[MWISimmer]

1: Adults only bouncy castle mate
2: Inflight slide show gets taken too literally
3: Cessna's trial of Fly-By-wire has mixed results

[lilley]

charlottes dad with his caption for number 3 is on top at the moment!  ;D

james

[Ashton Lawson]

so what about the other captions?  whos number 1 for the other pics?

[JSpahn]

I got one for #2

Breaking News

2.Paris Hilton's diaphragm fell out of the overhead in first class and crushed 2 passengers in coach. A passenger was quoted as saying " The Stench Was Horrible"

[Stormtropper]

2.Paris Hilton's diaphragm fell out of the overhead in first class and crushed 2 passengers in coach. A passenger was quoted as saying " The Stench Was Horrible"

Oh God, dude, don't go there...

[Souichiro]

1st And they grow up so quickly nowadays....
2nd.....
3rd.. There's a little Navy pilot in all of us

[Ells_228]

UK Spelling
1st...But mummy, daddy does it like this with my child minder...
2nd..Mummy, what happens if I pull this cord...
3rd...The USS Ronald Reagan's catapult system runs out of steam...

US spelling
1st...But mommy, daddy does it like this with my child minder...
2nd..Mommy, what happens if I pull this cord...
3rd...The USS Ronald Reagan's catapult system runs out of steam...

Tomato...tomato

[TacitBlue]

No 1. Can't think of anything.

No 2. When it comes to carry-on bags, how much is to much?
No 3. Giant spider snags small aircraft in his web.

[spitfire boy]

1. Get some practice in early...
2. (Cabin crew training video) If a short turnaround is necessary, this is the best way to separate business class from economy class...
3. The newest kind of multi-storey car park...

[lilley]

i like some of these, keep em coming!!


james
8-)

[TheletterR]

1. Little Billy, a decendant of King Midas, didn't quite get the golden touch.

2. Don't wear proximity-armed inflatable pants on a commercial airline.

3. The anti-aircraft weaponry currently in use by the Mexican military.(not being racist or anything)