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forgive me, this joke is pretty stupid-

The rigors of the English language was too much for one Irish priest, whose tongue could simply not cope with the colloquial dialect.  At one of his first weddings after the bride and groom had kissed, he announced "When we leave, please join us for refreshments at the conception"

Somebody make him stop....

TSC.

*loads pistol*

supassing bounderies

...sp...

...maybe it's the problem of "surpassing boundaries"... ...?

Paul....... ...!

supassing bounderies... sp... maybe it's the problem of "surpassing boundaries"...

My first thought at reading the title: are we going to sup on soup -- or are we sitting in our supper? Dang cannibals!

*yoinks John's pistol and blasts all six rounds into the plaster above Trojan's head*.

" . . . and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers; for you will know my name is the Lord, and I will lay my vengeance upon thee . . . "

*loads pistol*

meh, child's toy...

*loads rocket launcher* (a bit overkill, i admit, but drastic times calls for drastic measures)

*loads pistol*

meh, child's toy...

*loads rocket launcher* (a bit overkill, i admit, but drastic times calls for drastic measures)

Overkill my A.$....

FIVE

FOUR

THREE

TWO

ONE

ZERO TIME

*loads pistol*

meh, child's toy...

*loads rocket launcher* (a bit overkill, i admit, but drastic times calls for drastic measures)

wanna play tough

*calls bjorn and some people from RAF bomber command *

the RAF????   nahhhhhhh

you just want to talk to G. W. Bush, yeh that guy who is unable to talk in public.... and ask him for one of his nukes and i rekon he'l appily oblige, that way anyone who has caught the bug of the conception toungue will be eradicated aswel!....


8-)

ott i know!

james

Me thinks it's time for another snowball thread....

welp, I'm glad everyone loaded it.  

And please, conventional bombs are sooooo boring, I prefer tracer rounds


and sorry, the joke is pretty bad...

...and sorry, the joke is pretty bad...

Ministers/priests do occasionally get tongue twisted; sometimes what's actually said from the pulpit...
Here's a 'fill in the blank' from an actual church sermon*:
"...and, and Samson picked up his jaw... and slew those, those Philistine a_ _ _ _..."


*No, it was not one of mine!