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Postby Jared » Sat May 12, 2007 7:45 pm

>> Due to general lawlessness on the part of youth in America today,
the
>> school systems suddenly realized that the curriculum had become
>> antiquated,
>> and no longer kept youth interested~
>>
>> Drastic overhauls in the way information is presented in core areas,
>> resulted in math that is now both understandable, and useful on a
daily
>> basis.
>>
>>
>>
>> LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM
>>
>>
>> NAME____________________
>>
>>
>> GANG/CREW NAME______________ CRIB_________________
>>
>>
>> 1. Ramen has an AK-47 with a 30-round clip. He usually misses 6 out
of
>> every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many
>> drive-by shootings can Ramen attempt before he has to reload?
>>
>> 2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to
>> Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the
street
>> value of the rest of his hold?
>>
>> 3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many
tricks
>> per
>> day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day crack habit?
>>
>> 4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to
make a
>> 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain the
20%
>> profit?
>>
>> 5. Desmond gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette,
and
>> $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how
many
>> more
>> Corvettes must he steal to have $900?
>>
>> 6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If
his
>> common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much
money
>> will
>> be left when he gets out?
>>
>> 7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the
>> average letter is 3 square feet, how much tagging can be sprayed
with
>> three
>> 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?
>>
>> 8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang.. There are 20 girls in his
>> gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?
>>
>> 9. LaShaunda is a lookout for the gang. LaShaunda also has a Boa
>> Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If
>> LaShaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she
feed the
>> Boa on one week's income?
>>
>> 10. Marvin steals Juan's skate board. As Marvin skates away at 15
mph,
>> Juan
>> loads his .357 Magnum. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his
piece, how
>> far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
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Re: exam

Postby Akula. » Sun May 13, 2007 5:44 am

;D sounds about right for my school... except we're in south gloucestershire, england, not america.
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Re: exam

Postby john_uk » Sun May 13, 2007 6:34 am

hahaha i love the last one
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Re: exam

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Sun May 13, 2007 7:24 pm

LOL, things haven't gotten that bad, have they?
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Re: exam

Postby Katahu » Mon May 14, 2007 12:28 am

Homestead High is a very good start for such a test. ;D
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Re: exam

Postby Isak922 » Mon May 14, 2007 2:14 pm

My old high school isn't that bad... yet  ;D

The night school I used to go too I'm not so sure about though  :o

Very nice  ;D
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Re: exam

Postby H » Mon May 14, 2007 3:56 pm

hahaha i love the last one
How would you title it, 440 Feet to a Lead Chaser or 440 Feet to Magnum Pursuit? :-?


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Re: exam

Postby Travis » Fri May 18, 2007 3:35 am

I think I went to that school . . . :-?
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