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the older woman...

PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2007 7:34 pm
by Jared
I met an older woman at a bar last night.


She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and flirted a bit,

then she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double',

a mother and daughter threesome?


I said no.


We drank a bit more,

then she says that tonight was my lucky night.



I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

"Mom, you still awake?"

Re: the older woman...

PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2007 9:56 pm
by Mushroom_Farmer
*shudders*






LOL

Re: the older woman...

PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2007 11:09 pm
by a1
Kinda disturbing. :o

Re: the older woman...

PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2007 11:11 pm
by flyboy 28
Jared, just stop. Please. :P

Re: the older woman...

PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:00 am
by Sir_Crashalot
Where's that vomit smilie.........

Crash ;D

Re: the older woman...

PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 5:40 am
by Akula.
Where's that vomit smilie.........


*puke*

:D

Re: the older woman...

PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 6:35 am
by john_uk
what ever floats you boat jared, although shouldt this be in the cafe ;D ;D

Re: the older woman...

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 7:03 pm
by Kaworu
*euro attempts to wipe image from mind, as he runs to the toilet!*