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The truth about gum!

PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 8:14 pm
by DONTREADMYUSERNAME
My people are very smart! ;D ;D

An Indian is calmly having his breakfast when an American, who is chewing gum, sits down beside him.The Indian ignores the American who begins to chat : The American asks :'Do you eat the bread entirely?' The Indian answers,'Of course!' American : 'We do not .We only eat the inner part.The crust is put in a container and processed and transformed into flour and sold to Indians.' The Indian says nothing. The American continues,'Do you eat this jelly with the bread?' Indian : 'Of course!' American : 'We do not. We eat fresh fruits for breakfast and then put the seeds and peels into a container.Later it is processed and transformed to jelly and sold to Indians..' The Indian finally asks,'And what do you do with the condoms after using them?' American : 'We throw them away,of course!' Indian : 'We do not. We keep them in containers, process them transform them into chewing gum and sell it to the United States.'

Re: The truth about gum!

PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 10:17 pm
by Ashton Lawson
lol htb

Re: The truth about gum!

PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2007 12:44 am
by Jared
::)

Re: The truth about gum!

PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2007 4:32 am
by cspyro21
::) ;D

Re: The truth about gum!

PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2007 5:50 pm
by cloud9
BPB still funny though ;D

Re: The truth about gum!

PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2007 6:28 pm
by Isak922
Seen it posted here before... With Canadians though. Still funny  ;D

Re: The truth about gum!

PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 11:29 am
by Mees
I've heard it with Dutchmen vs. Germans :P