The truth about gum!

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The truth about gum!

Postby DONTREADMYUSERNAME » Sat May 05, 2007 8:14 pm

My people are very smart! ;D ;D

An Indian is calmly having his breakfast when an American, who is chewing gum, sits down beside him.The Indian ignores the American who begins to chat : The American asks :'Do you eat the bread entirely?' The Indian answers,'Of course!' American : 'We do not .We only eat the inner part.The crust is put in a container and processed and transformed into flour and sold to Indians.' The Indian says nothing. The American continues,'Do you eat this jelly with the bread?' Indian : 'Of course!' American : 'We do not. We eat fresh fruits for breakfast and then put the seeds and peels into a container.Later it is processed and transformed to jelly and sold to Indians..' The Indian finally asks,'And what do you do with the condoms after using them?' American : 'We throw them away,of course!' Indian : 'We do not. We keep them in containers, process them transform them into chewing gum and sell it to the United States.'
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Re: The truth about gum!

Postby Ashton Lawson » Sat May 05, 2007 10:17 pm

lol htb
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Re: The truth about gum!

Postby Jared » Sun May 06, 2007 12:44 am

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Re: The truth about gum!

Postby cspyro21 » Sun May 06, 2007 4:32 am

::) ;D
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Re: The truth about gum!

Postby cloud9 » Sun May 06, 2007 5:50 pm

BPB still funny though ;D
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Re: The truth about gum!

Postby Isak922 » Sun May 06, 2007 6:28 pm

Seen it posted here before... With Canadians though. Still funny  ;D
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Re: The truth about gum!

Postby Mees » Thu May 10, 2007 11:29 am

I've heard it with Dutchmen vs. Germans :P
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