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Posted: **Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:25 pm**

Who knows if it's true... it's funny regardless. Priceless.

* Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
* Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
* Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
* Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

Posted: **Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:28 pm**

Who knows if it's true... it's funny regardless. Priceless.

* Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
* Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
* Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
* Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

Heard it before...but it's still hilarious

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Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:20 pm**

lol, good one :-)

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:42 pm**

I seriously think this is what my ex-wife's problem was. :-?

I seriously think they substituted her brain for a chimpanzee's. :-/

Lord, I shouldn't be so cruel to chimps. There are laws protecting them. That and they are allot smarter than her.

Nope, she wasn't a natural blond. She was just naturally stupid.....

Posted: **Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:29 am**

haha i like that

Posted: **Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:40 pm**

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