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Two chavs jump off a cliff. Who wins?
Society

- Chavs are in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The Police

- Why are chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but you love to watch them fall down a fight of stairs

- What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar

- Why is it disappointing to see 4 chavs going over a cliff in a Citroen Xsara Picasso?
A Xsara Picasso seats 5

Just a few I know...

What does a Chav use as protection during sex?

A bus shelter...

Whats the difference between a male and a female Chav?

The female as a higher sperm count...

How do you know when a female Chav has had an orgasm?

She's dropped her chips...

How do you know when a female Chav has had an orgasm?

She's dropped her chips...

nasty!

What d'ya call a Chav in a filling cabinet?

Sorted!