little billy's school project...in wales
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:40 amlittle billy is asked to go out and talk to the local people about the best moments in their life...
he finds a farmer and asks him..
"what is the best moment you can remember"
the farmer stands and thinks for a moment and says
"well, their was the time i lost a sheep, so i rounded a possy up, we found him, then we shagged it"
a little disturbed billy continues
"well, what was the most joyous occasion you can remember"
the farmer thinks for a moment and say
"well, their was the time i lost a goat, so i rounded up a possy, we found him, then we shagged it"
by this time billy is feeling rather uncomfortable but proceeds to finish his report
"so, what was the worst time you can remember"
"the worst time, the time i got lost"
he finds a farmer and asks him..
"what is the best moment you can remember"
the farmer stands and thinks for a moment and says
"well, their was the time i lost a sheep, so i rounded a possy up, we found him, then we shagged it"
a little disturbed billy continues
"well, what was the most joyous occasion you can remember"
the farmer thinks for a moment and say
"well, their was the time i lost a goat, so i rounded up a possy, we found him, then we shagged it"
by this time billy is feeling rather uncomfortable but proceeds to finish his report
"so, what was the worst time you can remember"
"the worst time, the time i got lost"
Nice..... disturbing...... but nice