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A Boring Night

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:28 pm
by Ashton Lawson
A guy and his girlfriend are walking around in an amusement park, and they were getting bored because they had ridden most of the rides.  The guy turns to his girlfriend and asks, "What do you wanna' do know?"
"Get weighed," she replies.
So they go off to the weighing machine and check her weight.  After that, the guy asked her again, "What do you want to do know?"
"Get weighed."
So, once again, they go to the weighing machine.  This continues throughout the night, until finally the guy take the girl back to her house.  As the guy drove off, the mother asked her how her night was.
"Wousy..."

Re: A Boring Night

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:33 pm
by a1
i don't get it. :-?

Re: A Boring Night

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:35 pm
by Ashton Lawson
u know wat a lisp is right?  they thspeak like this.  everytime they encounter an 's' sound, they make a 'th' kindof sound.

in this case:
Wousy is to Lousy, as Weighed is to ____. ;)

Re: A Boring Night

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:38 pm
by a1
What? :-? not good at analogies or grammatical pronunciation.

Re: A Boring Night

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:42 pm
by Ashton Lawson
maybe i'll just wait for people who understand.  they'll explain it for u.  i dont want to, not because of u, but more because of the actually meaning (slang-ish).

Re: A Boring Night

PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:50 am
by john_uk
i get it.

Re: A Boring Night

PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:59 am
by expat
What? :-? not good at analogies or grammatical pronunciation.



This is painful to read...........LAID!

Matt

Re: A Boring Night

PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:04 am
by NDSP
I get it... but honestly I would be hard to get if a1 hadnt not gotten it and you explained half of it

Re: A Boring Night

PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:11 am
by Fozzer
Maybe it's only we English folk that can fully understand the subtleties of Jokes....

I know I can...every time!...;)...!

EXCELLENT JOKE...well done!...10/10..... ;)...!

Paul...In the land of Monty Python.....having a wubbly time!... ;D...!

...maybe Americans are much too "Serious/Naive*"...?... ::)...LOL... ;D...!

* For an explanation of "Nativity" read the memoirs of GWB...;)... ;).... ;).... ;D....!

...sorry....and our Prime Minister...Tony Blair MP.... ;)...!

Re: A Boring Night

PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 9:11 pm
by Ashton Lawson
that classic Fozzer style. ;)

you could remove the name, avatar, signature, and only look at that post, and u would know it was Fozzer. :D ;)

ty ppl.

Re: A Boring Night

PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:36 am
by NDSP
Maybe it's only we English folk that can fully understand the subtleties of Jokes....

I know I can...every time!...;)...!

EXCELLENT JOKE...well done!...10/10..... ;)...!

Paul...In the land of Monty Python.....having a wubbly time!... ;D...!

...maybe Americans are much too "Serious/Naive*"...?... ::)...LOL... ;D...!

* For an explanation of "Nativity" read the memoirs of GWB...;)... ;).... ;).... ;D....!

...sorry....and our Prime Minister...Tony Blair MP.... ;)...!



............'ow peculiar...............

Re: A Boring Night

PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:49 pm
by Jared
lol, not too bad

Re: A Boring Night

PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:28 am
by john_uk
that classic Fozzer style. ;)

you could remove the name, avatar, signature, and only look at that post, and u would know it was Fozzer. :D ;)

ty ppl.

only by the ammount of smilies used, no-doubtly influeneced by to much merlot :P

Re: A Boring Night

PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:59 am
by ozzy72
There is only one thing to say to this "Fwee Woger the wobber" ;D