Redneck health plans...
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:51 am* The annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's
* Directions to the Dr's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park"
* The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles
* The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter
* The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy
* Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month
* Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a day"
* Your Prozac comes in colors and has little "m"s on each pill
* The only 100% covered expense is embalming
And the best one:
* Your Viagra prescription includes a popsicle stick and some duct tape
* Directions to the Dr's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park"
* The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles
* The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter
* The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy
* Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month
* Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a day"
* Your Prozac comes in colors and has little "m"s on each pill
* The only 100% covered expense is embalming
And the best one:
* Your Viagra prescription includes a popsicle stick and some duct tape
