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FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE WORLD! (really)

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:37 pm
by DONTREADMYUSERNAME
This is the funniest joke in the world, really. Scientist have proven it to be the funniest!

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

HERES THE ARTICLE \/ \/ \/
http://icwales.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0600uk/page.cfm?objectid=12251019&method=full&siteid=50082#story_continue

Here is the worlds second funniest joke!

[i]Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip.

Re: FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE WORLD! (really)

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:42 pm
by a1
true Watson was never the smart one. ;D

Re: FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE WORLD! (really)

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:36 pm
by fighter25
The first one's great!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Re: FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE WORLD! (really)

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:34 pm
by NDSP
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Re: FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE WORLD! (really)

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:34 pm
by NDSP
no that is not smilie spam 8-) [smiley=smiley_up.gif]

Re: FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE WORLD! (really)

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:04 am
by geckos_ftw
lolz, i got the second one on one of my last birthday cards... ;D ;D ;D

Re: FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE WORLD! (really)

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:20 am
by alrot
;D

Re: FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE WORLD! (really)

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:22 pm
by Isak922
Seen the first one plenty of times...

The second one is new to me... and very good!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Re: FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE WORLD! (really)

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:34 pm
by F-16Viper
Yeah, I've seen the first one before. ;D

It's on youtube... I don't know how legal this is, but since it's just a followup, and not the actuall post...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOjmASYJSUg

If I'm wrong about it being OK, here's my hand to smack, Ozzy...

*holds out hand, and shuts eyes*

;D ;D

Re: FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE WORLD! (really)

PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:19 pm
by DONTREADMYUSERNAME
lol i think it got funnier when it was annimated