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Ozzy, this is a joke to earn me the bar to my PITA...

Its another bloody awful attempt at humor made up by some fool who should probably be shot...

So here we go...


ready?


Strap your self in... You might fall off your chair...

Ok... here we go....

'My dogs got no nose.'

'How does it smell?'














'Awful!'



Again... Kill me.

That was the dumbest thing I have ever read.

That was the dumbest thing I have ever read.

Oh Well...  Some people were not maid for telling jokes...

Not terrible enough Woodie. I want to groan!

Ozzy

Hey Ozzy, would you be overstepping your moderator bounderies by deleting stupid jokes like these

Hey Ozzy, would you be overstepping your moderator bounderies by deleting stupid jokes like these

very good question

Probably not, although the author might legitimately get upset. Woodie is working on the bar for his new medal, I just want to see what depths he'll plummet too to get it.
It's got to be a case of he's hit rock bottom and started digging!

Ozzy

I think that was rock bottom...

I also think to go any lower would probably result in a temporary ban at least.

Sorry folks!!! (That was my worst joke too!!!)

Bye...

And russ... I can tell some very good jokes... That was ment to be crap.

And russ... I can tell some very good jokes... That was ment to be crap.

ohhh.... I see... sorry

Thats more than pathetic. . .

Probably not, although the author might legitimately get upset. Woodie is working on the bar for his new medal, I just want to see what depths he'll plummet too to get it.
It's got to be a case of he's hit rock bottom and started digging!

Ozzy

Digging? This one's got the jackhammer working overtime.

Digging? This one's got the jackhammer working overtime.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Not terrible enough Woodie. I want to groan!

Ozzy

ooo me me me me me oooo me me me pick me! pick me!

A man walks down the sidewalk and sees a chicken with a few other chickens....

As he passes them he overhears them saying "Why didn't the human cross the road?... because it was........ CHICKEN!!!! "

Ok thats about as bad a joke as i can make up on the spot (made that one up in about 3 minutes)

Nick

Not terrible enough Woodie. I want to groan!

Ozzy

ooo me me me me me oooo me me me pick me! pick me!

A man walks down the sidewalk and sees a chicken with a few other chickens....

As he passes them he overhears them saying "Why didn't the human cross the road?... because it was........ CHICKEN!!!! "

Ok thats about as bad a joke as i can make up on the spot (made that one up in about 3 minutes)

Nick

Didja Groan!