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Caption contest!

Postby fighter25 » Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:35 pm

Here's your pic
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Re: Caption contest!

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:26 am

Wow I haven't seen this one for a couple of months. Oh and BTW the Photo Forum is for YOUR photos not stuff nicked off the net ;)
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Re: Caption contest!

Postby TSC. » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:57 am

'The government had decided to abolish the fixed fines & points system for speeding drivers & take an altogether, tougher stance - codenamed: Operation Bye Bye Grandma'

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Re: Caption contest!

Postby Mictheslik » Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:32 am

"Serves you right for taking pictures of funny signs"

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Re: Caption contest!

Postby murjax » Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:33 am

"Serves you right for taking pictures of funny signs"

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Those funny signs actually exist. I think they are found where major highways cross through government controlled areas.  :)
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Re: Caption contest!

Postby H » Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:46 am

Those funny signs actually exist.
I've seen "Low flying Aircraft" signs so, when I've seen these, I thought they meant that aircraft were to keep within the speed limit. Now you're saying its a Make My Day scene? :-?
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Re: Caption contest!

Postby Ashton Lawson » Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:36 am

Drunks must consider this a very realistic billboard.

but seriously, isnt that pic on flighthumor.com?

and the editing isnt that good, the AH-64 should be smaller...

still funny though. ;)
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Re: Caption contest!

Postby F-16Viper » Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:48 am

"Move, and you're... a spot in the road."

"See that electric pole in the background? Yeah well, if you pass that 65MPH limit, you'll wish it was just that wire that had gotten you..."
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Re: Caption contest!

Postby concordepilot » Tue Apr 03, 2007 11:55 am

Most expensive speed camera ever.
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Re: Caption contest!

Postby alrot » Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:12 pm

;D I never seen it before ,..He he ,Very funny ;D
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Re: Caption contest!

Postby flymo » Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:35 am

"if you think you are faster than my hellfire missile, be my guest to try"
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Re: Caption contest!

Postby TacitBlue » Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:55 am

"Following this elaborate prank, helicopter pilot Capt. Steve Johnson was arrested for misuse of military equipment."

I got nothin'... ::)
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Re: Caption contest!

Postby H » Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:55 am

"What do you mean you've got your zipper stuck? Couldn't you hold it 'til you got back to base!"


[On a side note, this reminds me of the winter when I was driving my cousin and his friends up the thruway and we got stopped where the road was blocked by a jack-knifed tractor trailor; my cousin had set his can of beer down on the console between us and passed out, the snowbanks were piled high on both sides, lights and stopped traffic all around.
The girl behind me exclaimed, "I've got go, I can't get out and do it in front of everybody!"
I told her to use an empty can and she said she couldn't "hit that little hole." She decided to try, anyway.
A moment later I yelled back, "[her name]! You're hitting the wrong can!"
"What?"
"You're hitting the wrong can -- mine!"
"I'm sorry!" she replied while reaching around to gently grab my arm, knocking my cousin's can into my lap.
Now I was watching an officer walking towards my Charger. I was the only one in the vehicle who hadn't been drinking alcohol -- but I was the driver, the oldest in the vehicle, I'd just turned 21 and my posterior (et.al.) was soaked with urine and topped off with beer!
The officer tapped on my window. I opened it.
Turning to the side he put a hand to the side of his mouth and asked, "You got any rye in there?"


It didn't seem very funny at the time...] ::)


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