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These are some real exam answers...those kids have some nerve .









Hope you got a laugh out of it...I did .

- Kevin

Lol. Reminds me of my pratice Physics papers...

I once answered a question with: Can't you read the book yourself? Why ask me?

Crash

PS. I passed that exam.

Nearly as bad as some of the stuff I see from my students
Mind you they've not topped my biology paper on sexually transmitted diseases;
What does AIDS stand for? A$$ Injected Death Sentence (this was back in about '84 so we didn't know better).
What are crabs and how do you remove them? Crabs are pubic lice and you can remove them with a lotion from the chemists or a lighter
Strangely enough my biology teacher found these really funny [smiley=evil.gif]

Crabs are pubic lice and you can remove them with a lighter

Don't try this at home kids..........


Do it on YouTube. So we have something to laugh about.......

Crash

Those are hilarious.

Crabs are pubic lice and you can remove them with a lighter

Don't try this at home kids..........


Do it on YouTube. So we have something to laugh about.......

Crash

Please no that would hurt just seeing it .

- Kevin

Future politicians in the making.  ;D

I once had a question something like this:

Jenny weighed a housebrick with scales which were accurate to 500g. She wrote down the weight 1200g.
Anthony said this was not a sensible number to write down.
Explain why Anthony was right.

I wrote: Anthony seems a lot more intelligent than Jenny, because of several reasons. He did not weigh a brick. This gives an indication that he has better things to spend his time doing. Also, if he were under the circumstances where he had to weigh a brick, he would almost certainly use accurate scales.

0 marks for that question. Teacher laughed her ass off though, and I still got an A on the whole paper.

I once had a question something like this:

Jenny weighed a housebrick with scales which were accurate to 500g. She wrote down the weight 1200g.
Anthony said this was not a sensible number to write down.
Explain why Anthony was right.

I wrote: Anthony seems a lot more intelligent than Jenny, because of several reasons. He did not weigh a brick. This gives an indication that he has better things to spend his time doing. Also, if he were under the circumstances where he had to weigh a brick, he would almost certainly use accurate scales.

0 marks for that question. Teacher laughed her ass off though, and I still got an A on the whole paper.

OMG that's amazing .  Nice one [smiley=thumbsup.gif].

- Kevin

lol... man i wish i thought of

a. the first one in my AS physic exams

and

b. in my AS Math exam...

dam it no wonder i failed

john