JANUARY - Happy new year to me. Took scarf back to store - was too tight.
FEBRUARY - Bummer of a month. Got fired from job at pharmacy for failure to
Print labels on medicine bottles. Well - DUH!!!! - the bottles wouldn't fit
In the typewriter.
MARCH - Exciting month. Finished a jig saw puzzle in 6 months. The box said
"2 - 4 years".
APRIL - Scary month. The power went out -- Was trapped on an escalator for
Hours.
MAY - Frustrating month. Tried to make Kool Aid from scratch. 8 cups of Water
just will not fit into those little packets.
JUNE - Adventurous month. Tried to water ski - gave up - couldn't find a Lake
with a slope.
JULY - Defeated month. Lost breast stroke swimming competition - then found Out the other swimmers cheated by using their arms.
AUGUST - Wet month. Got locked out of my car during a rain storm Inside of
Car was ruined because top was down.
SEPTEMBER - Dumb month. Lost a TV quiz show. The capitol of California is "C" Isn't it?
OCTOBER - Hate M&M's . .they are so hard to peel.
NOVEMBER - Bad food month. Cooked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Was very dry - don't Know what went wrong - instructions said "1 hour per pound" and I weigh 108.
DECEMBER - Accident month. Cut finger bad - couldn't call 9-11 - DUH!!!! -
There is no "11" on the phone.
MAYBE 2007 WILL BE BETTER...
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