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Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:22 pm**

This is from Alan Alda's book "Never have your dog stuffed: And other things I've learned", this is about the his first communion and when he though that the bread was Jesus.

Don't chew it. Don't even let it touch your teeth. Above all, don't let it stick to the top of your mouth. Oh, God, you did it. You let it happen. God is stuck to the roof of your mouth. How are you going to get him off? You have to get this off and swallow it. What if it gets hard and stays there? You can't walk around for the rest of the day with God in your mouth. Oh, God Melt, melt!- Alan Alda's "Never have your dog stuffed: And other things I've learned"

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:57 pm**

A tad offensive but still funny

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:33 pm**

A tad offensive but still funny

Offensive?, how? :-?

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:49 pm**

A tad offensive but still funny

Offensive?, how? :-?

Its making fun of how Catholics except the Host as Christ.

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:18 pm**

A tad offensive but still funny

Offensive?, how? :-?

Its making fun of how Catholics except the Host as Christ.

The guy who wrote this is Catholic and its that he though God was stuck to his mouth, not about God being the bread

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:26 pm**

I am Catholic.

Not offended.

Posted: **Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:15 pm**

A tad offensive but still funny

Offensive?, how? :-?

Its making fun of how Catholics except the Host as Christ.

The guy who wrote this is Catholic and its that he though God was stuck to his mouth, not about God being the bread

What I ment was that it was exagerating the beliefs of Catholics. I have had it stuck to the roof of my mouth before... It wouldnt seem right to overeact like that

Posted: **Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:10 pm**

good job im Church of England and not catholic. knowing my luck i would get it stuck to the top of my mouth

A tad offensive but still funny

prime example for politcal correctness gone mad

Posted: **Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:46 pm**

good job im Church of England and not catholic. knowing my luck i would get it stuck to the top of my mouth

A tad offensive but still funny

prime example for politcal correctness gone mad

Wouldnt Gone Mad be more like

" You (Insert here), how can u say that! Thats cruel and wrong! Your going to go to hell for that! (ETC)" :-?

Nick

Posted: **Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:53 pm**

No, political correctness gone mad would be someone suing Ravang for posting that. ::)

Posted: **Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:56 pm**

No, political correctness gone mad would be someone suing Ravang for posting that.

True Enough.... my lawyer should be on soon ;D

Posted: **Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:14 am**

*groans*

Posted: **Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:30 pm**

Reminds me of how disappointed I was that I didn't get wine after the first time... drat! >:(

Also reminds me of how I was (of course) the one who, after being briefed on what Holy Communion was about in Sunday school, raised my little hand and asked where the wafers came from...

The nun did a double-take, and calmly explained that they are made in a factory...
"-But they're blessed!"

Posted: **Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:42 pm**

[quote]Reminds me of how disappointed I was that I didn't get wine after the first time... drat!

Posted: **Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:50 pm**

Maybe the heart burn is the holy wine cleansing their souls! [smiley=engel017.gif]

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