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On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe

storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to

worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman, in particular, loses it.  Screaming, she stands

up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she

wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my

last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on

this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"  For a moment

there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.

They all stare, eyes riveted, at the desperate woman in the

front of the plane.

Then a cowboy from Alberta stands up in the rear of the

plane. He is handsome: well built, with dark brown hair and

blue eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle,

unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time.  No one moves.

He removes his shirt.   Muscles ripple across his chest.

 
She gasps . . .


 

He whispers . . .





"Iron this. Then get me a beer."  

good one

Tee hee  ;D

I love this smiley...........

LMAO that's great [smiley=thumbsup.gif].  As a Canadian who's been to Alberta many times, I can say it might be true in some cases .

lmao  ;D [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

Indeed,

But still makes me smile  ;)