Caption Competition!!
Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:48 amHave a go at this one chaps:
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When we get to the showers, I'm gona..........................
Matt
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:48 amRe: Caption Competition!!
Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:02 amRe: Caption Competition!!
Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:25 amCaptain of 747 to First Officer: "You may want to prepare yourself for a minor bird strike..."
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:30 am"I don't care how hard I tow -- that big monstrosity will never get off the ground!"
8-)
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:22 amMummy he's following me! or COMING THROUGH or Mine's bigger than yours 
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:32 amDo you ever get the feeling you're being followed?
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:47 amNow just relax, you might feel a bit of pressure...........
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:55 amWe are not alone.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:13 am" Geez, I never thought that 747s need tow planes"
or
" Randy?.... Do you feel like we're not alone too?
I saw this picture on Airliners.net the other day, with a bunch of other really great and amazing (and some probably fake ) pictures. If I knew how I would post them here
lol, if I was the Cessna, I would pull over
Nick
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" Randy?.... Do you feel like we're not alone too?
I saw this picture on Airliners.net the other day, with a bunch of other really great and amazing (and some probably fake ) pictures. If I knew how I would post them here
lol, if I was the Cessna, I would pull over
Nick
Re: Caption Competition!!
Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:24 amCessna pilot (with balls) to co-pilot:
"Let's see if his brakes are as good as mine!"
or
"I bet you 20 bucks I can fit this bird between those wheels!"
"Let's see if his brakes are as good as mine!"
or
"I bet you 20 bucks I can fit this bird between those wheels!"
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:41 am747 Captain to Co-pilot - "Nah, don't worry, i've seen bigger things sucked through my engines"
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:34 amCessna Instructor to student:
"A rule of thumb is to taxi as fast as a brisk walk"
Can you imagine how much you would piss the 747 off...?
"A rule of thumb is to taxi as fast as a brisk walk"
Can you imagine how much you would piss the 747 off...?
Re: Caption Competition!!
Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:59 amCessna Instructor to student:
"A rule of thumb is to taxi as fast as a brisk walk"
Can you imagine how much you would piss the 747 off...?
In light of the above ....... 747 Pilot "Bloody learners!!" : Co Pilot "can't we just nip round him on the next taxiway?"
Re: Caption Competition!!
Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:26 amI suggest you climb. FAST
Re: Caption Competition!!
Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:27 amHave you ever seen an elephant shag a mouse?