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Anciet Chinese proverb say: Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to bangkok.

Ancient Chinese proverb say: Man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhasted.

Love that 2nd one

Ancient chinese proverb say: man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails

Ancient chinese proverb say: it take many nails to build crib but just one screw to fill it

Ancient chinese proverb say: man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

"Virginity like bubbles, one prick all gone"

Ancient chinese proverb say: Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

Man who wait too long to see dentist always wind up with appointment at two thirty...

*gonnngggg*

that last one was a reall *groan* moment  ;D

OMG.... I love them all!! Keep posting

that last one was a reall *groan* moment  ;D

*gonnngggg*

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

:-/

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.



everyone probably knows that one...

Sha Ji Ying Bai .....  a useful one for teachers

Sha Ji Ying Bai .....  a useful one for teachers

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Anciet Chinese proverb say: Chain still swinging, seat still warm