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The best surgical patients.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:22 pm
by Saitek
Five surgeons are arguing about who are the best surgical patients.

The first surgeon says, "I like accountants.
You open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second says, "Yeah, but electricians are even better!
Their connecting parts are all color coded."

The third surgeon adds, "That's fine, but I prefer librarians.
Everything inside is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon opines, "You know, I've always liked construction
workers. They understand when you have a few parts left over at the end,
and when the job takes longer than expected."

But the fifth surgeon just shook his head. "Give me a politician anytime.
No guts, no heart, no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable!"

Re: The best surgical patients.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:58 pm
by Ashton Lawson
hey...

i already posted this one about a week ago... >:(

still funny tho ;D.

Re: The best surgical patients.

PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:15 am
by Saitek
lol whoopsie - not been active much in the last two weeks. :-[

Re: The best surgical patients.

PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:29 pm
by Craig.
its actually that funny that it deserves a second posting. ;D