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3 people were on a plane. One said to the pilot, "I have a glass bottle. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. The second one asked the same question and the pilot also told him to throw it out the window. The third one asked the pilot, "I have a bomb. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. When they landed they met a man crying. When asked why he was crying, he replied, "Because I got hit in the head with a glass bottle. They met a woman who was crying for the same reason. Then the met a man laughing. They asked him why he was laughing and he replied, "Because I walked by a building and farted. Then the building blew up.

I like the other version with the military aircraft instead....

A friend told me a simular joke..


The Soldiers were on a cliff. One had a big rock, one had a money sack and one had a granade. They all threw what they had off the cliff. Afterwards when they came down, the first soldier saw a kid crying. He asked why and the kid said that his dad was killed because a huge rock hit him. Same with the next kid except with a moneybag. The last soldier saw a kid rolling on the floor laughing. When he asked why, the kid replyed "when my daddy farted, he blew the house up "

Nick  8-)

Sorry been posted before.  ;D
I actually don't find that one funny. Sorry for being a partypooper!  :-/