God: Since you have been such a good guy, I will give you one request...
Man: Um...I would like a bridge from California to Hawaii so I can drive there every weekend
God: Well I don't think that can be done...I mean think about the man power and materials required?, shurley there is something a little simpler you want?
Man: Well I suppose I would like to understand women, why do they cry for no reason, why do they exspect the world, why are they so complicated?
God :So how many lanes do you want on that bridge?
