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Four surgeons were on a coffee break.  The first said: "I like operating on librarians best because when you open them up everything is in alphabetical order."

The second said: "I think accountants are the easiest because everything inside them is numbered."

The third said: "I prefer electricians because everything is colour-coded."

And the fourth said: "I reckon lawyers are the easiest to operate on because they're heartless, spineless, gutless and their head and their @$$ are interchangeable."

So true, so true....