letter from wife

[flymo]

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.



Your loving wife.
XXX



PS. Your Girlfriend Called

[Splat762]

:-?

[Jared]

my dad sent me this over the e-mail the other night

[fighter25]

That sucks.

[Alonso]

The garage door is slightly bent

[beaky]

Somehow I get the feeling that a wife really was involved here...
And it was no accident.

[H]

my dad sent me this over the e-mail the other night

So... this letter was from your mom? :-?

8-)

[flymo]

my dad sent me this over the e-mail the other night

So... this letter was from your mom? :-?

8-)

lol

[murjax]

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

Better version: The garage door was disintegrated and I landed on top of your car and squashed it.  ;D