The joy of fortune cookies
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:57 am
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:57 am Re: The joy of fortune cookies
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:45 pmWell, I can tell you one thing. Never, ever give a dog to Montagnard villagers in Vietnam. They will inevitably invite you to dinner.... 
A dumbass Brigadier General learned that the hard way. He was rather baffled why none on my squad were eating. Then it dawned on him when he asked, "Ummm, where's that dog"? My buddy responded, "Right in front of you Sir"! The star barfed...lmao
A dumbass Brigadier General learned that the hard way. He was rather baffled why none on my squad were eating. Then it dawned on him when he asked, "Ummm, where's that dog"? My buddy responded, "Right in front of you Sir"! The star barfed...lmao
Re: The joy of fortune cookies
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:59 pmlol, I love it :-D
Re: The joy of fortune cookies
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:07 pmWell, I can tell you one thing. Never, ever give a dog to Montagnard villagers in Vietnam. They will inevitably invite you to dinner....
A dumbass Brigadier General learned that the hard way. He was rather baffled why none on my squad were eating. Then it dawned on him when he asked, "Ummm, where's that dog"? My buddy responded, "Right in front of you Sir"! The star barfed...lmao
Same goes for cats and stuff... Never leace your dog behind in the asian world :D
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:26 pm perfect timing, my dog gave a howl of anguish for some reason, right as i read that ;D its a sign!Re: The joy of fortune cookies
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:23 pm[quote] perfect timing, my dog gave a howl of anguish for some reason, right as i read that
perfect timing, my dog gave a howl of anguish for some reason, right as i read thatRe: The joy of fortune cookies
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:28 pmLOL!!!! Never bring your cat with you when going to chinese restaurants.
Re: The joy of fortune cookies
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:06 amWith a fortune like that you can quickly lose your cookies...
8-)
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:55 amWith a fortune like that you can quickly lose your cookies...8-)
LMAO....
Re: The joy of fortune cookies
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:30 pmWith a fortune like that you can quickly lose your cookies...8-)
nice... ;D
Re: The joy of fortune cookies
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:05 pmHave you ever notice there are never any stray cats or dogs around a Chinese restaurant!!
Re: The joy of fortune cookies
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:57 pmI once made the comment during an english presentation ( not a very serious one) that: I love cats, they taste like chicken... You should see the look on people's faces... Completely baffled all of them..
Re: The joy of fortune cookies
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:44 pmA coworker once told me "I like cats... if you cook 'em right".
Re: The joy of fortune cookies
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:38 amYou've worked with ALF?A coworker once told me "I like cats... if you cook 'em right".