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*shakes head* where do you find these...

Would you believe my uncle/godfather..... he is a sick man 8-)

This is why I stopped drinking....

The chances of waking up with one of these was to risky and God knows when I did drink, I woke up with several that scared the crap out of me. Some of those momma sans were pretty darn ugly! It was amazing how cute they looked when drunk on my a$$....lmao

Thank goodness my beer-goggles are prescription! I've never woken up next to something with more facial hair than me (or Chewbacca) or a greater body mass than the average Michelin man. Actually I've always been rather chuffed with what I've woken up with.... mind you I'm not always sure they were equally pleased

Thank goodness my beer-goggles are prescription! I've never woken up next to something with more facial hair than me (or Chewbacca) or a greater body mass than the average Michelin man. Actually I've always been rather chuffed with what I've woken up with.... mind you I'm not always sure they were equally pleased

After coming home I never got that drunk again. But over there, crap, when I had the chance to let loose and have some fun for a change, I tended to get drunk to the point of being comatose.

It may have been that old favorite line that the local talent said, "Me boom, boom, long time". I mean darn, what man could turn down such a sophisticated pickup line...lmao. Or when they started trying to steal another womans man with the oh so glamorous, "Me #1, she #10". The first time I heard this crap, I totally lost it and started LMAO. The girl got mad at me and called me a "Cherry Boy", gave me the one finger salute and stomped off....lmao

My best effort was in Germany. German girls work in pairs, one totty and one moose! My mate was after the totty who for some unknown reason fancied me (drunk blonde pillock being attractive this evening). My mate ended up locked in the mooses bedroom for the weekend. Boy did he look rough when he got back to base on Monday morning..... apparently he'd been raped

My best effort was in Germany. German girls work in pairs, one totty and one moose! My mate was after the totty who for some unknown reason fancied me (drunk blonde pillock being attractive this evening). My mate ended up locked in the mooses bedroom for the weekend. Boy did he look rough when he got back to base on Monday morning..... apparently he'd been raped

lol

My best effort was in Germany. German girls work in pairs, one totty and one moose! My mate was after the totty who for some unknown reason fancied me (drunk blonde pillock being attractive this evening). My mate ended up locked in the mooses bedroom for the weekend. Boy did he look rough when he got back to base on Monday morning..... apparently he'd been raped

Ozzy, when I was on "3" at the G Spot, at the end of the year there was a small award ceremony for the best Moose Hunter split into several categories.
Best home hunt.
Best detachment hunt.
Best international hunt .
And best overall hunt.

To be able to "win" an award, you had to have two witnesses to verify the standard of said moose. Strangely , it was always the same people winning. The first time I told my wife about this, she called me sexist pig. I felt that was a little hard, as pigs fell into a entirely different category.

Matt