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Dr. Smith

PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:10 pm
by Romulus111VADT
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her breasts.

Dr. Smith advised her, every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.

Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?"

"Why, yes I am... How did you know?"

"He leaned closer, winked and whispered, " Hickory dickory dock..." ;)

:)

Re: Dr. Smith

PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:14 pm
by Woodlouse2002
;D

Dare I say it though?.... :o


;D

Re: Dr. Smith

PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:29 pm
by Romulus111VADT
LMAO...I double dare you.... ;)

OK, who'll see my double dare you and raise me a triple dare you.... :D

:)

Re: Dr. Smith

PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:40 pm
by Woodlouse2002
LMAO...I double dare you.... ;)

OK, who'll see my double dare you and raise me a triple dare you.... :D

:)

Fine.

BPB

Been Posted Before.


And I'd be surprised if it wasn't your goodself who posted it actually. ;D ;D

Still, it's quite a good one.



Though not a patch on that marooned joke that ozzy posted a couple of days back. ;D 8-)