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Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month . . .

. . .when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. These handy guides should be in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.

Great ones....

I've been married for a good 25 years. The first 10 I used the dangerous remarks. Now I have an ex-wife....Thank God!

Now I have been married for 15 years to my present wife and I use the safest remarks. I'm now very happy. So I'd say they work pretty well....

Personally I'm still of the school of thought that says "Never trust anything that can bleed for a week without dying"

Personally I'm still of the school of thought that says "Never trust anything that can bleed for a week without dying"

lol, so true so true

Two magic words..................


..................Yes Dear !

SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

LOL [smiley=grin.gif]