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While I was riding down the M6 the other day, going possibly faster than I should, I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side lying in wait with a radar gun. He pulled me over, walked up to the bike and with a sarcastic patronising smirk asked " Runway too short sonny ?"

I replied " I'm late for work "
"What do you do for a living " he asked.
" I'm a Rectum Stretcher " I responded

The copper was suprised and confused.
" A what? A Rectum Stretcher. and just what does a Rectum Stretcher do ?"

" Well " I said " I start by inserting one finger, then two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, and I work side to side untill I can get both hands in, and slowly stretch the hole until it's about six feet "

" And just what do you do with a six foot A***hole?" the copper tentatively enquired.

I politely replied " You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge "

Speeding Ticket 105 pounds...
Court Costs 45 pounds
Look on the coppers face, Priceless...

Crash

Excellent!  ;D

Good one. It's been a while since i've read that one...

Funny one!!