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Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines

• ValueJet: We're Amtrak with wings.

• Join our frequent near-miss program.

• On flights, every section is a smoking section.

• Ask about our out-of-court settlements.

• Our staff has had lots of experience consoling next-of-kin.

• Are our jet engines too noisy? Don't worry. We'll turn them off.

• Complimentary champagne during free-fall.

• Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.

• The kids will love our inflatable slides.

• You think it's so easy, get your own plane!

• Which will fall faster, our stock price or our planes?

• Our pilots are all terminally ill and have nothing to lose.

• ValueJet: We may be landing on your street.

• ValueJet: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.

• Bring a bathing suit.

• Some airlines are content to fly thousands of feet over landmarks. We try to get as close as possible for the best view.

• That guy who crashed into the White House was one of our best pilots.

• Fly ValueJet. Find out there really is a God.

• ValueJet: A real man lands where he wants to.

i got this from www.ahajokes.com

Hmmm... I think that these are a little macabre considering what actually happened on that valuejet flight.....