Dead Skunk

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Dead Skunk

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:48 pm

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks  her husband to stop the car.  

There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.  It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "OK, Get in the car with it."

The wife says, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there." "But what about the smell?" said the wife. "Just hold its little nose." Her husband replied.

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat  him with died at the scene.  :o

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Re: Dead Skunk

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:06 pm

ROTFLOL ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Dead Skunk

Postby flyboy 28 » Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:48 pm

LOL! ;D
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Re: Dead Skunk

Postby flymo » Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:52 pm

ROFL-COPTER :D

nice one

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Re: Dead Skunk

Postby Craig. » Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:23 pm

;D ;D brilliant.
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Re: Dead Skunk

Postby PsychoDiablo » Sat Jan 20, 2007 4:43 pm

;D ;D
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Re: Dead Skunk

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Jan 20, 2007 4:49 pm

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Re: Dead Skunk

Postby Theis » Sat Jan 20, 2007 4:55 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Dead Skunk

Postby Helms » Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:23 pm

LOL ;D ;D

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Re: Dead Skunk

Postby expat » Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:53 am

Best joke in a long time  ;D ;D

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Re: Dead Skunk

Postby DizZa » Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:07 am

I don't get it.  :-[
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Re: Dead Skunk

Postby expat » Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:53 am

I don't get it.  :-[


That is because you are only 14, give it some time  ;)

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Re: Dead Skunk

Postby Delta_ » Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:16 am

Hehe nice! ;D ;D
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Re: Dead Skunk

Postby Jared » Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:49 pm

I love it :-D
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Re: Dead Skunk

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:46 pm

Well you all can thank the US Navy and my son for this one..... :D

One word of advise, never, ever get into a gross e-mail contest with anyone in the service. You will be doomed to defeat. They have thousands of other service members, with thousands of gross e-mails. He smoked me in 3 e-mails....lmao. Talk about gross! There is no way to post them on these forums, because I'd not only be banned I'd be taken out a flogged, drawn and quartered, then shot...lmao
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