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the rapture

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:01 pm
by Jared
ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident best described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses. Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she believed was Jesus.

"She started screaming `He's back! He's back!' and climbed out through the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgeann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene. "I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.

"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and
discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with
helium, which then floated up into the sky.

Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration and said "Come back," just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into heaven as they drove by him. "I think my wife loved Jesus more than she loved me," the widower said when asked why his
wife would do such a thing.

When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied, "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."

Re: the rapture

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:22 pm
by Romulus111VADT
All righty then.... :-/

Re: the rapture

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:00 pm
by Omag 2.0
Didn't the real Guy have like 12 disciples? ... 12 sex-dolls... 12 disciples... 12 sex-dolls... someone made a little silly mistake when writting the story down, a couple of centuries ago...  ;D  ;D  ;D

Re: the rapture

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:25 pm
by flymo
lol..

Re: the rapture

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:55 pm
by TacitBlue
I know it involves a persons tragic death, but... LMAO!! ;D

Re: the rapture

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:28 pm
by Helms
"The Leap of Faith"

LOL! ;D

Re: the rapture

PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 8:14 pm
by TacitBlue
I just thought of something- I wonder where all of those blow-up dolls eventually landed? Given the weather we have been having lately, I wouldn't be surprised to see one blow across the highway here in Missouri. ;D

Re: the rapture

PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 9:12 pm
by expat
Life is much safer as an ambivalent atheist  :D

Matt  

Re: the rapture

PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:08 am
by Travis
That's really very morbid and we shouldn't be laughing at a woman's tragic death from a delusion set on by beilef.



But its still a giggly . . . ;)

Re: the rapture

PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:28 am
by eno
A candidate for this years Darwin awards.  ;D ;D ;D

Re: the rapture

PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:31 am
by Sytse
[quote]A candidate for this years Darwin awards.

Re: the rapture

PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:26 pm
by beaky
You can't make this stuff up...   ::)