The Christmas Elf Massacre *WARNING*
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:34 pm*WARNING* Do not read this if you are offended by carnage upon Elfkind! *WARNING* 
Buy me a beer if you want the story told
Of why I moved down South from the frost and cold.
Why I
Buy me a beer if you want the story told
Of why I moved down South from the frost and cold.
Why I
I'm gonna get me some elves. 