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Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

LMAO  ;D

I love no 8  ;D


reast is brilliant too!!!

Great!

yeh #8 would have to be my fav aswell

and #1 goes for the UK aswell, but our agriculture department suck so we may as well but the cow with mad cow disease in charge

the rest are great though

john

#3 is definately true!

They can say a raise in the minimum wage is to costly and vote themselves a huge raise, go figure...

#3 is definately true!

They can say a raise in the minimum wage is to costly and vote themselves a huge raise, go figure...

That's why I tell my friends to ignore everything the politicians say [whether they're democrat or republican] because every word that comes out of their mouths is utter bullcrab. Heck, I bet Caboose will make a great leader [if you watch Red vs Blue, you know what I mean].

#3 is awesomeeeee...... good ones  ;D

#3 is definately true!

They can say a raise in the minimum wage is to costly and vote themselves a huge raise, go figure...

That's why I tell my friends to ignore everything the politicians say [whether they're democrat or republican] because every word that comes out of their mouths is utter bullcrab. Heck, I bet Caboose will make a great leader [if you watch Red vs Blue, you know what I mean].

I like me.

#3 is definately true!

They can say a raise in the minimum wage is to costly and vote themselves a huge raise, go figure...

That's why I tell my friends to ignore everything the politicians say [whether they're democrat or republican] because every word that comes out of their mouths is utter bullcrab. Heck, I bet Caboose will make a great leader [if you watch Red vs Blue, you know what I mean].

I like me.

hello sheila...nice tank lady

number 2.... heheheee... lmao!

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

A sexually transmitted disease, and 100% fatal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions of cows in Canada but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.

Well, that's a no brainer. People aren't tagged, barcoded, and put into a pen.