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January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
     
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
     
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!
     
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
     
June - Tried to go water skiing......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
     
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
     
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
     
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
     
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
     
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
     
December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh"......there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!

 ;D

Still great though... love July's... "they used their arms"  ;D

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

     
June - Tried to go water skiing......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
     

someone obviously hasnt been on FSX few slopes in the lakes

very funny ozzy

john

LMAO.....

bravo   [smiley=beer.gif]

Lol - loved them. Really good. 8-)

lol!!!  ;D

[smiley=grin.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=grin.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=grin.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Anybody you know Mark?

It does sound suspiciously like my cousin Jane

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
     
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
     

Oh man, that's funny stuff!  ;D

July is the best...It's also the month of my birthday