Drive-Thru Fun

[Helms]

Drive Thru Fun

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for.
3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.
4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels.
6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you're in.
7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on.
8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box.
10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?"
12. When asked if they can take your order say, "Why, can I take yours?"
13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
14. Pretend your car has broken down. Ask for assistance moving it. When they come out, drive away.
15. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
16. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.
17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.
19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.
20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.

[Stormtropper]

Hehe...

...a few weeks back, I was at Wendy's drive through for lunch. Anyways, I ordered $14 worth of food (I know, I'm a fatass...) and when I went through my wallet, the smallest bill I had was a $100. So anyways, I really didn't have a choice so I paid with that, but there was this voice in the back of my head just going off "Don't give her the bill, she can't count that high, otherwise she wouldn't work here..."...and 30 seconds later, she hands me $63 back. Apperantly the cash register can't count that high either...

...I had to fight with the manager to get the rest of my money.

...since then, I have been doing the prices/math for the cashier when I order.

"Hi, can I take your order?"
"Sure, I'll get a Classic Triple with a large coke, no fries, and a medium frosty. That will be $6.57, Pay at the first window?"

...Pisses them off like nothing else

[BAW0343]

...since then, I have been doing the prices/math for the cashier when I order.

"Hi, can I take your order?"
"Sure, I'll get a Classic Triple with a large coke, no fries, and a medium frosty. That will be $6.57, Pay at the first window?"

...Pisses them off like nothing else

LMAO!!! thats good!  may have to try that!

[Saitek]

Some very incapable people around at some places for sure. If they find maths difficult - carry a pocket calculator. What's the problem? There is no excuse.

[murjax]

Hehe...

...a few weeks back, I was at Wendy's drive through for lunch. Anyways, I ordered $14 worth of food (I know, I'm a fatass...) and when I went through my wallet, the smallest bill I had was a $100. So anyways, I really didn't have a choice so I paid with that, but there was this voice in the back of my head just going off "Don't give her the bill, she can't count that high, otherwise she wouldn't work here..."...and 30 seconds later, she hands me $63 back. Apperantly the cash register can't count that high either...

...I had to fight with the manager to get the rest of my money.

...since then, I have been doing the prices/math for the cashier when I order.

"Hi, can I take your order?"
"Sure, I'll get a Classic Triple with a large coke, no fries, and a medium frosty. That will be $6.57, Pay at the first window?"

...Pisses them off like nothing else

I thought the computer told them how much cash to give back to the customer. If she only gave you $63 back, then I wonder if she can read.  :-/

[Romulus111VADT]

Some very incapable people around at some places for sure. If they find maths difficult - carry a pocket calculator. What's the problem? There is no excuse.

I went into a a local McDonald's and ordered a half a dozen Chicken McNuggets. The girl at the counter looked at me rather confused and said, "I'm sorry, we only sell them in 6, 12 and 20 piece dinners". I bit my lip and said, I can oder a 6 piece dinner, but I can't order a half a dozen"? She looked at me and said, "That's correct, Sir." I again bit my lip and said, "Ok, then I'll take a dozen". She looked at me quite frustrated and said, "Sir, I told you, we only sell them in 6, 12 and 20 piece dinners". I started laughing my ass off and said, "Ok, my intellectually challenged young lady, by God, I'll take 6!" When she handed me the bag, I swear, she looked at me and said, "Thank you for your order and thanks for the compliment."  :o

God help us if this woman ever decides to breed!  ;)