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While I was watching the football games this weekend, my wife and I
got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living
wills.
During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted
to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking
fluids from a bottle.





































































































She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.
.....Sometimes it's tough being married to a smart ass.

Lol it's a hard life.

Hehe Brilliant!

I'm married to a real smart a$$ also....

We were visiting my parents and my dad was showing her his new turkey call and how it sounded. I walked up and looked at them and said, "Ah, I see your showing the wife how a turkey call works". She looked at me and said with the straightest face, "Works good too, got you over here, didn't it"?  :-[

I stood there stunned and my dad literally fell down laughing. She's such a  little $hit..... ...but God I love her....

The beer!?!?!?!

My wife hated our pet budgie. One day she opened the cage, took out the bird and tossed it off the balcony of our 25 floor apartment building. The budgie flew off, never to be seen again. When she told me what she did, i said "What's your problem with that poor creature?" She said "How would you like it if you had some bird brain chirping at you night and day?" So i threw her off the balcony.  

PS This story is purely fiction. (Honest officer! )