Barbie...

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Barbie...

Postby C » Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:06 am

I've no idea whether, and how many times, this has been posted before, but it made me chuckle!

A man walks into a toy store to buy a Barbie for his daughter. There were a lot of them, so he asked the saleslady how much they cost.

The girl responds: "Which one? We have different kinds;

- Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95

- Volleyball Barbie: $19.95

- Shopping Barbie: $19.95

- Surfer Barbie: $19.95

- Disco Barbie: $19.95

- and Divorced Barbie: $299.95

Shocked, the man asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the other Barbies are $19.95?"

Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car Ken's House Ken's Boat Ken's furniture Ken's jewellery Ken's money Ken's computer and Ken's best friend!! ;D
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Re: Barbie...

Postby Saitek » Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:50 am

Excellent! ;D ;)
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Re: Barbie...

Postby Mees » Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:23 am

You forgot the stewardess barbie :P :P



Awesome joke though!!! ;D
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Re: Barbie...

Postby Theis » Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:23 pm

You forgot the stewardess barbie :P :P

A collector, I can hear... ;D ;D
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Re: Barbie...

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:50 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Barbie...

Postby Alonso » Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:06 pm

;D ;D very good one... ;D
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Re: Barbie...

Postby PsychoDiablo » Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:19 pm

lol ;D ;)
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Re: Barbie...

Postby Akula. » Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:23 am

nice... although winning a law suit like that i believe is way past a blonde barbie... oh, she probably slept with the lawyer...  ;D
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