A burglar and a lawyer

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A burglar and a lawyer

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:54 am

A man has been arrested for burglary and his lawyer goes to see him in jail.
"I need a good lawyer to get me off this charge." says the burglar, "The police have accused me of burgling a sports shop."
"I'll defend you" says the lawyer "but it'll cost you $150."
"I don't have $150" says the burglar "how about $50 and a really nice set of golf clubs?"
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Re: A burglar and a lawyer

Postby Saitek » Mon Nov 20, 2006 6:36 am

"The lawyer agreed."
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Re: A burglar and a lawyer

Postby eniranjanrao » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:29 am

Can I be the Lawyer Pleeese.   :D
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