by ozzy72 » Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:48 am
A father goes to his bank to open an account for his newborn daughter. So the bank manager gives him the relevant forms and the man starts filling them in. Eventually he comes to one part of the form which says Occupation, after thinking for a few moments he writes ALARM CLOCK!
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
