Girlfriend 7.0

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Girlfriend 7.0

Postby AlphaBravo » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:58 pm

Sent: Tuesday, January 11, 2000 5:33 PM
Subject: Technical Support
Re your query to technical support:-

"Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialisation, where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Pokernight 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can not seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favourite applications.

I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but un-install does not work on this program.

Can you help me, please? Otherwise, I'm in a spot."

Dear Worried of HSRC:

(I am copying this to the Bachelor of HSRC who may need advance warning)

This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything.

It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0.

Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You can not go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony /Child Support." I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.

Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGISE.

In any case avoid excessive use of the "Esc" key because ultimately you Will have to give the APOLOGISE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smooth as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance.

Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0.

Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck

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Re: Girlfriend 7.0

Postby Mees » Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:23 am

ROFL! ;D
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Re: Girlfriend 7.0

Postby eniranjanrao » Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:46 am

Remember if you try to uninstall wife 1.0 your harddisk may crash and may be rendered useless so pl do not try any uninstall tricks with wife 1.0.  ;)
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Re: Girlfriend 7.0

Postby glennlcasey » Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:36 am

lol yeah i love that one.
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Re: Girlfriend 7.0

Postby Mr.Mugel » Mon Nov 13, 2006 4:14 pm

Great !
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