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... but he sure is stupid enough to be! But at least it makes a change from saucepans

Break out the chainsaw and really scare to dumb little $hit.  ;D

Hmm, darn but don't that dip $hit look like my nephew. As ole Rom grabs the phone to make a few inquiries....

Hello, ma, by any chance has ole numb nuts been in the newpapers lately....

Stupid students...

I used to listen to a fire scanner at work all the time, and one night they got dispatched to a fitness club because some kid got his head stuck in an exercise machine. That's the only time I ever heard a fireman laugh over the radio.

The best one I've had involving firemen was when I worked at an insurance company.
They rang us to ask for permission to cut the roof off a 3 series soft-top we owned and insured (company car). Turns out the guy who had the car was busy screwing his secretary every lunchtime in the car park (underground one). Somehow they'd got into a position where he was on top and then he'd slipped a disk and couldn't move and she was trapped. They had to remove the roof to get him out
I was crying with laughter as this fireman was trying to explain to me what'd happened without cracking up

The best one I've had involving firemen was when I worked at an insurance company.
They rang us to ask for permission to cut the roof off a 3 series soft-top we owned and insured (company car). Turns out the guy who had the car was busy screwing his secretary every lunchtime in the car park (underground one). Somehow they'd got into a position where he was on top and then he'd slipped a disk and couldn't move and she was trapped. They had to remove the roof to get him out
I was crying with laughter as this fireman was trying to explain to me what'd happened without cracking up

LMAO

The best one I've had involving firemen was when I worked at an insurance company.
They rang us to ask for permission to cut the roof off a 3 series soft-top we owned and insured (company car). Turns out the guy who had the car was busy screwing his secretary every lunchtime in the car park (underground one). Somehow they'd got into a position where he was on top and then he'd slipped a disk and couldn't move and she was trapped. They had to remove the roof to get him out
I was crying with laughter as this fireman was trying to explain to me what'd happened without cracking up

I hope it not one of those insurance jokes