Pregnant Turkey
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:46 pmOne year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to her sister's house for the Traditional feast.
Knowing how gullible her sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told her sister that she needed something from the store.
When her sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, Removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into The turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.
She then placed the bird(S) back in the oven
When it was time for dinner, her sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon Hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this Horrifying news, her sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep..................SHE'S BLOND ::)
Knowing how gullible her sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told her sister that she needed something from the store.
When her sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, Removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into The turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.
She then placed the bird(S) back in the oven
When it was time for dinner, her sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon Hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this Horrifying news, her sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep..................SHE'S BLOND ::)
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