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Let's see how many Chuck Norris jokes we can get in here. I'll start out with a few.

Chuck Norris doesn't read, he stares at the book until he gets the information.

Chuck Norris doesn't cry, he just sweats from his eyes.

Any others?

Rhys....... Inspired by Walker Texas Ranger.....

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

I win.


And they're not puns.

Don't get me started on Chuck Norris....I've heard more since last spring than I care to ever hear again.

grooooaaaaaan... one of my friends became obsessed with Chuck Norris jokes. Pushed me to the brink of killing somebody... i dont CARE if Chuck Norris can kill at the speed of light... arrgh!

My vote is for Chuck Norris as the next President of the United States.... ...!

...(Can't do any worse than you-know-who!)......!

Paul.... ...!

their are a few funny ones but most of em are just pure stupidity