Little Johnny at it again.....
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:25 amMay have already been posted? My memory really sucks anymore... 
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology
courses. She started her class by ! saying, "Everyone
who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few
seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do
you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I
hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother
smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that,
mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful,"
said his mother, who then began removing the cream
with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny.
"Giving up?"
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying
attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny!
What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny
quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon
Network!"
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to
their local police station where they saw pictures tacked
to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.
One of the young sters pointed to a picture and asked if
it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said
the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to
capture him." Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep
him when you took his picture?"
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse,
running his hands up and down the horse's legs and
rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked,
"Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied,
"Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure
that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS
guy wants to buy Mom."
:-[A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology
courses. She started her class by ! saying, "Everyone
who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few
seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do
you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I
hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother
smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that,
mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful,"
said his mother, who then began removing the cream
with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny.
"Giving up?"
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying
attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny!
What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny
quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon
Network!"
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to
their local police station where they saw pictures tacked
to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.
One of the young sters pointed to a picture and asked if
it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said
the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to
capture him." Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep
him when you took his picture?"
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse,
running his hands up and down the horse's legs and
rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked,
"Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied,
"Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure
that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS
guy wants to buy Mom."
