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Airliner Humour...

PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:48 am
by Mees
BPB or not to BPB...


S.A.B.E.N.A = Such A Bloody Expirience Never Again



L.U.F.T.H.A.N.S.A = Let Us Feck The Hostess As No Steward Is Available



Anyone knows other ones?

Mees

Re: Airliner Humour...

PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:37 am
by Ecko
::)

Re: Airliner Humour...

PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:51 pm
by Pieter G. Wijtsma
Sure....

BOAC = Better On A Camel

ALITALIA = Always Late In Take off, Always Late In Arrival (or: Airplane lands in Tokio and Luggage in Amsterdam, or: A Little Italian Tradition And Lotsa Italian Attitude)

SAS = Sex After Service

TWA = Take off with Another

TAP = Take Another Plane (or:Take A Parachute)

KLM = Keeps Losing Money

PIA = Perhaps I'll Arrive

NORTHWEST= Nothing Out Ranks This Horrid, Worthless,
Excruciatingly Sluggish Transport

QANTAS = Quick And Nasty Transportation, Australian Style

etc., etc.......

PGW

Re: Airliner Humour...

PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:11 pm
by DaveSims
DELTA - Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport

Re: Airliner Humour...

PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:59 pm
by MWISimmer
RYANAIR.. Really, You're Almost Near Advertised Inbound Region
Rob.

Re: Airliner Humour...

PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:00 pm
by BAW0343
its done and over with in my opinion, never really thought that they were that funny. though some were good  ;D  theres more then 1000 out there by the way  ;)

Re: Airliner Humour...

PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:09 am
by flymo
KLM = Keeps Losing Money


harold aint gonna be happy :P